House rules
No smoking anywhere inside
The balcony's fine — there's an ashtray out there
Quiet hours 10pm – 8am
Sound carries across the water at night
No parties or extra guests
Only booked guests overnight, please
Shoes off at the door
Slippers in the hallway basket, help yourself
Bins out if you're last to leave Sunday
Recycling by the undercroft door — thank you!